Carnival is coming to Seychelles and we have to sort out our British delegation, which is very exciting because it’s a group from the Notting Hill festival. Although, I’ve been twice to Notting Hill, I’ve always been far too busy finding people, losing people, going to the toilet or being jammed under the armpit of another to be able to see any piggin floats. And now I might get the opportunity – in Seychelles. Is that ironic? Ever since Alanis Morisette was criticised for her song not being ironic at all, I’m always nervous to be too glibly ironic, if indeed I am being at all ironic in the first place. Anyway, I digress.
Part of this whole shebang is organising somewhere for the group to stay and so it was I found myself accompanying the big boss and a big boss colleague to Sainte Anne resort. Hitting the waves as the boat sped along making the 15 minute transfer between Mahe and the island, with the sun diamond yellow and the Indian Ocean topaz blue and the surrounding islands emerald green, I had a Seychelles moment and thought F*** me this beats the tube any day. Amen.




