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Regular readers will know that there are times when you can be at a loss for things to do in Seychelles – the beaches are fantastic, but they don’t sing and dance. This is why 
sometimes you may find yourself doing utterly ridiculous things to amuse yourself, like say making up a word and hoping it catches on…(it’s not just me right?)
For this to succeed, it helps if more than one person uses it – this is where you come in. Ladies and Gentlemen…may I present….
To Smink (verb) – the dual act of drinking and smoking, usually indicative of a large night out for which you are now paying the price. e.g. I feel crap, I was sminking last night. While applicable to all people who drink and smoke, usage may be used to denote an exceptional occasion when an individual has indulged in one or both of these acts who wouldn’t normally.
Sminker (noun) – a person who drinks and smokes. The original sminker was Hilda Ogden from Coronation Street. Because I just decided.
It is if you like the 2012 version of the so, so, so, so,so passe term ‘social smoker’ that often invites the ‘witty retort’ that there’s nothing social about smoking. This isn’t news.
And isn’t relevant to me, evidently. That’s why I need more people to say it.
SMMIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK.
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After a long break, the Social Seychelles pub quiz was back on Saturday, and you could tell. My opening patter was more of a putter and cor blimey I even had people swapping papers before ‘A’ had done her Round 1 recap. V, v slack. Then again, we were lucky it happened at all:
